True Love
Ladka: yaar, meri gf ne mere saath break up karke apne naye BF ke saath chipak ke, apni Photo mujhe bheji.
Uska Dost- aashchary se..ohh, "phir tumane kya kiya?"
Ladka: mainne bhi usake papa ko wo photo Forward kar di.
Naitik (moral): thoda alag socho.
Girlfriend: aaj se hamaara rishta khatm, ham ek dusare ko saare Gifts vaapas karate hain.
Papu: theek hai,Mobile Recharge se shuroo karate hain.
GF: jaanu, ab mazaak bhi nahin kar sakti kya?
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

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