Dancer Jokes
Where can you dance in California?
San Fran-disco
What do you call a group of peppers dancing?
A salsa.
What did the groovy bank robber say?
Everybody get down!
What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball!
What's thirty feet long and smells like piss?
Line dancing at a nursing home.
Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
What dance do women do when summer is over?
Tango (tan-go)
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
What is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite
Where did the hamburger go to dance?
At the Meat ball
Where do one-legged dancers go for Breakfast?
Ihop.
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