Animal Jokes That Are Really Funny
Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A: Alley cats
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with a sunburn
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they look silly wearing jackets
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo
Q: Why did the bee go to the doctor?
A: Because he had hives
Q: What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
A: Big ones
Q: What does a mixed-up hen lay?
A: Scrambled eggs
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers
Q: What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
A: Polly unsaturated!
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
Q: Why does a rooster watch TV?
A: For Hen-tertainment!
Q: Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
A: Windshield vipers.
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk
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