Marijuana Jokes Funny
Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand!
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in HIGH school
Q: What do you call an apple pie getting high in Mcdonalds?
A: A baked apple pie.
Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say?
A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane
Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana
Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vodka?
A: The Holy Spirit!
Q: What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A: A baked potato.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What do you call a stoner when horny?
A: A weed wacker!
Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?
A: Baked Beans.
Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A: Wave.
Q: What did the frog say after lighting up?
A: Don't Worry be Hoppy?
Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly
Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
Q: How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
Q: How do you know your a pothead?
A: You studied five days for a urine test?
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
Q: What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A: Park in it dude
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