Thứ Tư, 14 tháng 12, 2016

The Best Grandma Jokes Funny

The Best Grandma Jokes Funny



Q: Why do Grandmas smile all the time?
 A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying! 

Q: When is your grandmas bedtime? 
A: Three hours after she falls asleep on the couch. 

Q: Why do grandmas count pennies? 
A: They are the only ones who have the time. 

Q: When do you know your grandma is old enough to retire? 
A: Instead of lying about her age she start bragging about it! 

Q: What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma? 
A: Grandpa. 

Q: Why did gramma put wheels on her rocking chair? 
A: She wanted to rock and roll! 

Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? 
A: Instagram. 

Q: How did grandma get more money from her bank? 
A: With a deposit slip and fall. 

Q: What's the worst part about being grandpa? 
A: You have to sleep with grandma. 

Q: What does your grandma's pussy taste like? 
A: Depends. 

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