Bug Jokes
Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other?
A: You glow girl!
Q: What do moths study in school?
A: Mothematics!
Q: What do you do with a sick wasp?
A: Take it to a waspital!
Q: What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
A: Spitting the other half out
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wassabee!
Q: What do ants use to smell good?
A: Deodor-ant!
Q: What do you call a bug that jumps over cups?
A: A glasshopper!
Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?
A: Searching the web!
Q: What do you call a bug with four wheels and a trunk?
A: A Volkswagen Beetle!
Q: What do you call a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee!
Q: What do fireflies eat?
A: Light snacks!
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: To see butter fly.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newlywebs!
Q: What is a caterpillar scared of?
A: A dogerpillar!
Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A: Skin diving!
Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks?
A: Ticks!
Q: What kind of petroleum do snails use?
A: Shell!
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