Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 10, 2016

Love Jokes In English For Girlfriend

Love Jokes In English For Girlfriend 



Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.

I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face.

I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end.

The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.

I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokémon I've caught.

The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth.

What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits.

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

Nothing says' I love my dog' quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Thứ Hai, 17 tháng 10, 2016

Funny Jokes About Romance One Liner

Funny Jokes About Romance One Liner




Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?

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Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face.

The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.

The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end.

The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 10, 2016

Funny Jokes About Love And Relationships

Funny Jokes About Love And Relationships




Funny joke on married couple
A married couple come to the marriage counselor. The wife complains:
- We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend.. 


Funny relationship jokes - SMS
According to the statistics, the most popular SMS among men is: I love you too.


A girl tells her boyfriend:
- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
- Where is that?
- In Hawaii.


Funny relationship jokes - Pregnancy
A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number...


Funny relationship jokes - Bruising
A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise:
- I thought your husband was out of town.
- So did I..


Funny jokes about relationship - Successful man and woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman  is one who can find such a man.


Funny jokes about relationship - Compliment
Woman standing in front of the mirror complains to her husband:
- I look ugly. At least you tell me any compliment! 
- Your vision is perfect!


Funny jokes about relationship - Marriage
Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.


Funny jokes about relationship - Marriage certificate
A wife to her husband:
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate
- What for?
- I'm looking for the expiry date..


Funny relationship jokes - Woman don't understand
Woman don't understand how a man with two kidneys may say that he can't afford to buy her a new fur coat...