Love Jokes In English For Girlfriend

Love Jokes In English For Girlfriend 

Funny jokes to tell your friends

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.

I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face.

I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end.

The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.

I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokémon I've caught.

The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth.

What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits.

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

Nothing says' I love my dog' quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.