Funny Jokes About Romance One Liner

Funny Jokes About Romance One Liner

Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?

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Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face.

The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.

The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end.

The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.