Funny Jokes About Love And Relationships

Funny Jokes About Love And Relationships

Funny joke on married couple

A married couple come to the marriage counselor. The wife complains:

- We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend.. 

Funny relationship jokes - SMS

According to the statistics, the most popular SMS among men is: I love you too.

A girl tells her boyfriend:

- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.

- Where is that?

- In Hawaii.

Funny relationship jokes - Pregnancy

A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number...

Funny relationship jokes - Bruising

A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise:

- I thought your husband was out of town.

- So did I..

Funny jokes about relationship - Successful man and woman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman  is one who can find such a man.

Funny jokes about relationship - Compliment

Woman standing in front of the mirror complains to her husband:

- I look ugly. At least you tell me any compliment! 

- Your vision is perfect!

Funny jokes about relationship - Marriage

Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.

Funny jokes about relationship - Marriage certificate

A wife to her husband:

- Honey, what are you doing?

- I'm reading our marriage certificate

- What for?

- I'm looking for the expiry date..

Funny relationship jokes - Woman don't understand

Woman don't understand how a man with two kidneys may say that he can't afford to buy her a new fur coat...